beamjockey ([info]beamjockey) wrote,
@ 2008-05-21 00:22:00
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Entry tags:bruce, chuck, max internet predator guard, norris, schneier

IM IN UR FRYS PROTEKTIN UR KIDS
Sam & Chuck Norris

While shopping at Fry's, [info]samwinolj (right) discovers that Chuck Norris (left) is lending his Mighty Fists Of Death to defend your computer.

It's almost as if Chuck wishes he were Bruce Schneier. But then, doesn't everyone?

(See http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com and http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts)


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[info]madtechie2718
2008-05-21 10:05 am UTC (link)
At least he'snot smoking one of those damned cigars, as I keep seeing him doing in every airline magazine I open...

BTW, thanks for the '(right)' comment, without my reading glasses, I'd have had terrible trouble differentiating you from the pic of Chuck...

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[info]samwinolj
2008-05-21 11:33 am UTC (link)
Yeah, people keep mistaking me for Chuck Norris all the time...

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[info]del_c
2008-05-21 10:43 am UTC (link)
The picture is quite wide at 1024 pixels. Could you resize it to 800 pixels, or put it behind a cut tag?

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[info]peteralway
2008-05-21 05:30 pm UTC (link)
Yes, please. It's weirding up my friends page.

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[info]beamjockey
2008-05-21 07:00 pm UTC (link)
I'll try.

I'm worried about losing definition on Chuck, but there's an easy fix for that:
Chuck Norris & Sam Hand 100_1722

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[info]peteralway
2008-05-21 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Thank you kindly.

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[info]mcroft
2008-05-21 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Protect your kids from internet predators. They look just like normal people. The man on the box, for example, could be an internet predator. Are your kids protected? Give 'em a 20 pack of Trojans and hope for the best...

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[info]maiac
2008-05-21 11:39 am UTC (link)
I had not seen that Bruce Schneier Facts site before. I may not do anything else all day.

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[info]johnridley
2008-05-21 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Your life is now much more complete.
Karen was totally tickled by the whole phenomenon, and I'm pretty sure she bought the T shirt.

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[info]maiac
2008-05-21 02:34 pm UTC (link)
If I'd been thinking, I would have bought the "WWBD" t-shirt and worn it to their anniversary party.

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[info]mcroft
2008-05-21 07:48 pm UTC (link)
I looked at that and thought that Chuck was wishing he was Peter Norton...

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